I just read a freaking amazing story so good that I can't believe it's free! I laughed at every single reference to "much." What a delightful Christmas short story that I simply cannot recommend highly enough. Here's the link to Secret Santa Surprise by Tam.
If you love it as much as I did, and want to let the author know, here's the link to the story on Goodreads, where you can rate and/or leave comments.
Several prompts were involved, and Tam tackled them all beautifully.